This blog was created to... well originally it was to document my weight journey but then I started going on and on about my love life and other such vile and sad events. I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy living this life. Love, peace and God help you with the rest! ;o)
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Funny joke!
No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds!!!!
2 comments:
whitney
said...
GROSS. I hate the word ejaculate.
funny story it makes me think of though... todd and i went out to dinner last week and somehow were talking about cherry tomatoes with our waitress. She made a coment that she didn't like them because of the way "they burst in your mouth". I busted out laughing and she slowly backed away. awk-ward!
2 comments:
GROSS. I hate the word ejaculate.
funny story it makes me think of though... todd and i went out to dinner last week and somehow were talking about cherry tomatoes with our waitress. She made a coment that she didn't like them because of the way "they burst in your mouth". I busted out laughing and she slowly backed away. awk-ward!
My uncle sent me that joke...AWKWAAAAARD!
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