December Already!

I keep saying I'm going to blog everyday, but I don't because I'm pretty much a lazy fart that would rather talk to my peeps near and far in IMs all day than to talk here by myself. So let's get caught up shall we...

We last spoke in depth in June I think and a LOT has happened over the past 6 months. FIRSTOFALL - Drop Dead Diva! How fab was that show?!?!?! Now I'm into House, The Office, Glee and Flash Forward just in case you care... Anyhoo Minime is out of karate (although those raahtid people still have me under contract) and back in Ballet/Jazz and we added hip hop because honestly I needed proof my daughter is really Black. Like fereal. I took her out of cheer for now because I don't have the time! I'm back in school *go me*, but only taking one class and the semester is actually over now and I'm pretty moffed to say I'm getting an A *doin the cabbage patch*.

Life was pretty smooth and then I got proposed to on September 26th... I know I know - I was shocked too. Then a few weeks later Mr. Sunshine and I found out we were expecting! How delightful. Things started to rapidly roll tumble and eventually die downhill faster than Sonny Bono. Literally. We lost the baby on November 14th and ended the relationship November 28th. Only problem is it's not reeeeeally ending because he's not reeeeeeally leaving. Emotions suck. It would be easier if I moved to Kalamazoo but I don't exactly know where that is and who knows if I'd be able to find a good salon there because I'm no good to anyone without a blow and a doobie *can I get a witness*. Speaking of which I'm really thinking of getting a weave...Any opinions? ANYWAY am I sad? Yeah... Am I annoyed? Hell yeah... Am I gonna survive? Fuck yeah... Playin a mash of Britney: Stronger than yesterday... and Destiny's Child: I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up. Awwwwww shit - that would be kinda interracial lesbo hot. Musically I mean. Yeah....

So this Christmas I'm praying for peace and all I want is a way to lose 70 lbs. I'm fkn 245 now *grumble grumble*. I'm kinda stuck in this zone, but I should be happy bc I went up to 260 this year. I'm really inspired by this season's Biggest Loser though - inspired to get skinny and get me a man!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see that proposal?!?! *whoot whoot* Nah chill - I don't wanna be skinny per se. I love my ~dangerous curves~ but I don't think people are meant to have more than one belly. Are they? I've got the one in my pants and the one hangin over my pants (suckin in as I type...) and trust me it's not as cute as it sounds.

I mean don't get me wrong - there are some women who looooove being thick, full-figured, blahblahblah, but this ain't THICKNESS... this is fatness. I wish I could be one of those people that zone out at the gym or on a run and don't stop til they've burned x amount of calories so they've x amount of weight that day. Instead I'm one of those people that zone out wit Starbuck's ice cream or margaritas until I feel x amount of pain melt away *frown*. I'm getting dizzy from sucking in my belly...

Anyway comrades the purpose of my blog was to empower myself wit this weight SHIT so I guess I should hop back on that fitness train. *Come on ride the train.. and ride it! CHOO CHOO!* I so wish I could just get a tiny little food disorder and lose a good 50.... oooh and I'm always in the market for a stomach virus. *Thought bubble: schedule colonic asap* So far this week I've been pretty good except for an Ale House binge Monday night, but that was our "Last Supper" before starting another new diet/fitness regimen so don't watch that lol. Special K for bkfast and a frozen dinner for lunch and some not-so-terrible snacks in between. We'll check the scale on Saturdays. I'm not ready for daily weigh-ins YET.

What else, what else... OH!!!!!!!!! I went home for Thanksgiving and guess who I saw people?!?! Mr. NY - remember him? Oh yes honeys he was lookin G-DOUBLE O-D lemme tell ya.. it was H A R D to resist him... Can u keep a secret? Shhh... Come closer... closer ::I DIDN'T RESIST HIM::. Come on now ya'll know me - I was on that sexy bitch like a fly on shit!(Shout out to my big sister Tiff for her assistance!) Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. Again and again and AGAIN sweet Jesus. I'm talkin hard multiple sins. Sigh... I still love Mr. NY. That sexy muthafucka could get it again right now. For free even!

Oh life. How I love thee... LOL