Oh Cellulite... Who Invited YOU to the party? (12/16/09)

So guess what readers? I have body dimples in my thighs and it's RIDICULOUS. WTF! These bastards just showed up one day and my then wonderful and loving man said - wtf did those come from? This amongst other slips in judgment and good common sense is why he's an ex. Anyway HOW do I get rid of this?!?!?!?!! Creams, oils, gels, machines?? I hope when I get serious about my workouts I'll lose the cottage cheeses too cuz they are NOT welcome!!!